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Reproduced from Guardian 2 August, 1999
Smash Hits
So Mel C thinks Geri H is untalented, does she? When girl bands break up, says Caroline Sullivan, the pops get personal.
So friendship never ends, eh? Not if you listen to Melanie Chisholm, now
known as Loose Cannon Spice after uncharitable remarks about the other
Spice Girls appeared in the new issue of Q magazine. According to
Sporty, Posh's wedding was `OTT', some days she `doesn't even bother' to
talk to Scary and she sees the band as little more than a hobby, anyway.
Well, that should put her bandmates firmly in their place. But she saves
the best for ex-Ginger. Admitting she hoped Geri's Schizophonic album
would be terrible, she dismisses her former friend as untalented,
musically hollow and (ooh, miaow) `cotton wool'. Maybe you'd better
settle this outside, girls.
There can't be many of us who haven't hoped a rival would fall flat on
her face. But it's the relish Mel took in expressing it that makes you
wonder what happened to Girl Power. It could be she was stirring things
up to draw attention to her own solo album, which is expected in the
autumn. It's more likely she was indulging in the bitching that afflicts
most female groups, who spend years saying how hard it is to make it in
the male-dominated pop world, then turn on each other.
Diana Ross was guilty of most unsisterly behaviour toward her fellow
Supremes, alleges Mary Wilson in her 1986 autobiography, Dreamgirl. She
undermined them, Wilson says, taunting Florence Ballard about her
weight. Years later, performing at a Motown reunion, she physically
pushed Wilson to the back of the stage. `Strangely, I still love her and
am proud of her,' muses Wilson, who then avenges herself by saying that
Ross had an affair with Berry Gordy and anyway, her real name is Diane.
More recently, one Simone Rainford sold her story of life as an original
All Saint, which apparently ended because Melanie Blatt was mean to her.
Meanwhile, Geri Halliwell claims she was picked on by Mel Brown. Brown
says Chisholm snores. Really, ladies, if you can't say anything nice,
you shouldn't say anything at all.
Conversely, despite the Robbie Williams/Gary Barlow slanging match, male
bands incline toward discretion when nursing grudges. When, say, John
Lennon was cross with Paul McCartney, instead of calling the latter a
fat wuss, he wrote a song, How Do You Sleep? Much more constructive -
not only did he get it off his chest, he got royalties.
So while the men are comporting themselves with relative restraint,
women are reverting to the kind of behaviour supposedly left behind with
puffball skirts. One of the Spice Girls' aims was to refute the idea
that women see each other as rivals, as witnessed by the supportive
slogans on the sleeve of their first album (`I'm a girl, I can do it'
etc). Who'd have guessed that three years later ...
Let us not forget, though, that the Spices and All Saints are stage
school girls who have been taught to lunge after fame like guided
missiles. Girl Power was a very convenient launchpad but, having broken
through pop's glass ceiling, it's time to look after oneself. Mel C
probably feels she deserves it after spending the best years of her life
singing the spewy 2 Become 1. Who can blame her?
But there was a band who embodied true girl power before the term
existed: Bananarama. Don't laugh. Realising none of them had much talent
to speak of, Siobhan, Keren and Sarah stuck together with a devotion
unmatched by today's bands. They formed during a drunken night out (none
of this audition business) and lived together in a London highrise out
of friendship rather than because a manager forced them to. When Siobhan
left for a more glamorous existence as Dave Stewart's wife, neither of
the others said a word against her - not even when, later, she topped
the charts with Shakespear's Sister. Now, that's loyalty.

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